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Your Guess is as Good as Mine

Jnauary 6 image 3I hear bickering. I hear:

7 year old: “Oh yeah, you’re a vagina king!”
4 year old: “Smell my butt!”

Now, had these boys been about 10 years older I am sure I would have died from shock. However, my alarmed brain realized that they were selecting random word combinations for maximum impact. So, “vagina king” was a combination of something associated to a girl because at this age girls have cooties, plus the word vagina which is apparently funny. Couple that with making a person the highest ranking on the insult scale and we get “vagina king.” As for “smell my butt”, it seems like a logical response Parentingfrom a 4 year old? Thoughts?

By Shari Marshall – 2018

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