Solve all your problems with your very own monster in a can!

Order now; your very own monster in a can! Simply take off the lid, set it in the moonlight and watch it grow. No two are the same. Perfect for terrorizing your neighbours, curing the neighbours dog of barking, encouraging the children to listen and much much more. And all for the low low price of 1 million slime coins, a rotten eye and a bag of dirty fingernails. Order now, call The-Best-Halloween.

By Shari Marshall – 2019

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