The Penis Chronicles presents “Magic Mike Learns to Sing”
I should begin by referencing two things. First is a previous post about my younger son and his Magic Mike tendencies. You can check out that post by clicking here. The second thing I should reference is that February’s theme is Do you have a secret life? Post a link in the comment section below with your interpretation of Secret Life, any medium welcome.
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This was a year or two ago.
We were driving home in the truck, just myself and the two boys. The radio was on, and a little voice from the back seat says, “Mom can you please turn that up?” Good manners, I think to myself as I absently turn up the radio. I hadn’t really noticed the song until the sound of his tiny voice and what he was singing broke through the fog in my brain. My ears picked up as he belted out the words, “When I walked inside a party, girls on me, F1 type Ferrari 6 gear speed. Girl, love it when your body grinds on me Oh yeah.” Without pause he continued. “You know I love it when the music’s loud But c’mon stripe that down for me, baby…”
My first thought was W.T.F?! My second thought though, was Magic Mike has learned to sing. My third thought was, he is almost four years old and I am in so much trouble with this one!
By Shari Marshall – 2019