Parenting & Other Life Stories

Equivalent to Christmas morning

The Penis Chronicles presents, “Equivalent to Christmas morning.” “Okay boys we need to go to bed early because we have to catch a plane in a few hours,” I advise the children as we slide into our hotel beds. We have already established the who sleeps with mom schedule and the little body beside me… Continue reading Equivalent to Christmas morning

Parenting & Other Life Stories

Zellers

The sky is as dark as my number 12 black pencil crayon. I stare out the front windshield at the frosty light posts as they race by the window and I am mesmerized by the sparkly decorations shaped like candle sticks on a plate. They hang gracefully from the light post coated with the pale… Continue reading Zellers